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Short Tag Line:
She's got an itch he needs help to scratch...
I/We are looking for
What are we looking for? For starters, people mature enough to be honest and forthcoming in what they want, what they're looking for, and what they like/don't like.
She's a big girl, and if that's not cool with you, then just say so! He's a big guy, so, yeah, same thing! We're 100% D/D Free, and we're staying that way! We are non-smokers, so keep that in mind!
Describe Yourself:
Physically, we're cute, what some call BBW/Fluffy, or what others have called fat! Whatever... We rarely have people pointing and staring, and running away when they see us in the buff, but it does happen. Especially at Church. What can we say, church is a tough crowd!
We've recently relocated, and we're hoping to meet some fellow free spirits for a good time. While we're not actively seeking playmates, we have a tendency to find them anyway, so if you're interested, let us know. We're the most laid back people we've yet to meet, totally non-pressure, and pretty chill. We are seeking friends who we don't have to hide this part of ourselves from, too, so if you're not up for playing with a couple of fluffy types, no worries! We don't like sex with Ken and Barbie anyway, 'cos those heads get stuck in the worst places when they pop off!
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
Mostly we fantasize about 5 winning numbers and the bonus number all on the same line on the lotto ticket...
We've been there, bought the T-shirt, it didn't fit, but whatever...
We've been part of drama. Not by choice, but shit happens, right? We don't blame anyone for our words or actions, and we respect those who do the same. We know what we're about, what we're seeking, and what/who we're avoiding... We are open to all people, we don't smoke in our home, we're narcotic free, don't mind if those we play with are any other way, as long as they respect our choices...
Our experiences include everything from small get-togethers to major party places, like the Power Exchange in San Francisco(google it, trust us!). We always enjoy fun times, both in and out of our clothes. If you do too, hit us up!
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
Oh yeah, one more thing... if you're a fan of Eddie Izzard, you get our sense of humor... uhmm... yeah.
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RanchoFunCouple
